Canadian Bulldog's Christmas Carols: Do They Know It's Vince McMahon?

For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the off-beat, quirky world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...

It's Vince McMahon

There's no need to be afraid

All his affairs

Have been settled by now (Or at least NDA'd)

And in the world of Sports Entertainment

All the diehard wrestling fans

Can enjoy watching the show

Without the McMahons

But wait a sec...

Look who came crawling back

Not CM Punk, but that other jerk

Known as Vinnie Mac

Sure, he's no longer the owner

But he damn sure has a stake

And the only thing for certain

Are all the rules he'll break

And while TKO are the owners

We don't really think that's true

Well tonight, it's Triple H instead of you

And there'll still be lots of roster cuts

In Vince's time

The gift they'll get's a

90-day non-compete

After three months of bein' gone

They'll get a call from Tony Khan

Do They Know It's Vince McMahon At All?

Here's to you

Wrestling shows that are really lame

Hire new wrestlers

Then force them to change their name

And Do They Know It's Vince McMahon At All?

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