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Where Is The Rock?

Originally published December 15, 2018

For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the offbeat, quirky world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...

Where Is The Rock_

Where is the, where is the, where is The Rock?
Hasn’t been here, in three or four years,
We really don’t wanna, see one more Moana
We’d rather have Rocky on Raw to get cheers.

Where is the, where is the, where is The Rock?
The time is right now for raisin’ that ‘brow
All of the roster right now is so lame doesn’t MATTER their name!

What a bright time, it’s the right time,
For The Great One to return to the ring
It’s a swell time, for “If Ya Smell…” time
We’re all waitin’ for the “It” to “Just Bring”

Giddy-up, Brahma Bull, where have you gone?
What do you mean “Hollywood”?
Not to be mean, but Fast and Furious 13?
We think it’s time, for the return of the,
The People’s Champion The Rock!

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