I'm dreaming of a press conference
Just like the ones I used to know
Where instead of cursing, the talent's conversing
Just to promote that evening's wrestling show

I'm dreaming of a press conference
Where CM Punk controls his shit
And instead of stuffin', his face with muffins
He talks nice about the company he wants to quit

I'm dreaming of a press conference
That doesn't end in backstage fights
with egos mended; no one suspended
And a locker room where it's safe to change your tights

I'm dreaming of a press conference
With Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks
Where Tony Khan doesn't have to make anybody gone
And the talent doesn't just give zero fucks