Silent Crowd

For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the off-beat, quirky world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...

Silent Crowd

Si-lent Crowd

Seems awfully loud

They must be

Piping in sound

Don't see people

in The ThunderDome

All of the fanboys are

quar'ntined at home

Gath'ring in crowds needs to ce-ase

Or else, the vi-rus will increase

Si-lent Crowd

No fans allowed

Watch on TV

Or watch on the cloud

Flor'da needs to have

Some crowd control

Leaving just Corey Graves

with Mi-chael Cole

Attend-ance figures decrease

No house shows overseas

 

Si-lent Crowd

Vince is still proud

He's still, making bank

Laughing aloud

The contract he has

with Fox, still remains

Probably pays out less 

to Roman Reigns

No longer has to pay out The Beast

And The Dead Man has said "Rest In Peace."

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