For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the off-beat, quirky world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...
Theme song starts, are you listening?
His hair is wet, teeth are glistening
He’s a bad-ass sight
Just be happy tonight he’s
Reigning in a Roman wonderland
All his foes, he’ll demolish
Then he’ll make, them acknowledge
That despite any grief
He’s our tribal chief
Reigning in a Roman Wonderland
In his corner, he will have Paul Heyman
Sami Zayn and Solo Sikoa, too
If they ask if that’s all, he’ll say no, man
Jimmy and Jey Uso round out the crew
All together, they’re The Bloodline
Raise one arm, that’s their gang sign
Roman’s flanked, by his stable
He’s the Head of the Table
Reigning in a Roman Wonderland
Main-eventing shows they call him Roman
He’s put away Drew and Edge and Brock
Also Goldberg, Seth and Kevin Owens
Only guy left to beat ’s his cousin The Rock
Winning gold, making moolah
When he squats and yells “OOO-AHHH!”
Been dishing out spears
For more than two years
Reigning in a Roman Wonderland
Reigning in a Roman Wonderland
Reigning in a Roman Wonderland
