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Brauny The Strowman

Originally published December 9, 2019

For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the offbeat, quirky world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...

Brauny The Strowman

Was an angry, brooding soul

With his pants all weird, and a ratty beard

Called a monster by Michael Cole

 

Brauny The Strowman

Made the children run away

And weren’t they surprised when

Before their eyes

He lifted up a Chevrolet

 

There must have been some magic

When he killed James Ellsworth dead

For when he pinned that jobber

They started pushing him instead

 

Oh! Brauny The Strowman

Lived a life without regret

He squashed all his foes, from heads to toes,

Said “I’m not finished with you yet.”

 

Brauny The Strowman

With his hand curled in a fist

He told all his fans that “You’ll get these hands”

Yelling “BRAUN!” like he was pissed

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