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You're A Mean One, Becky Lynch

Originally published November 28, 2018

For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the offbeat world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...


You’re a mean one, Becky Lynch

You’re (supposed to be) a heel

Whenever you Tweet something, all the fanboy marks they squeal, Becky Lynch

They cheer when you act evil – what’s the deal?


You’re a monster, Becky Lynch

More over than anyone on Raw

You could torture Ronda Rousey and they’d still say you’re without flaw, Becky Lynch

You could headline WrestleMania, as the main event draw!


You’re a foul one, Becky Lynch

They’re calling you “The Man”

They could book you on Crown Jewel, and say it’s all part of their plan, Becky Lynch

They think you’re the second coming, of Austin-McMahon!


You’re a vile one, Becky Lynch

Behind all those attacks

IRS would probably tell you, you don’t need to pay your tax, Becky Lynch

The only one who hates you is, quite possibly, Nia Jax!


You’re a rotter, Becky Lynch

You even have that evil red hair

You can kill off half the roster, with an evil Becky stare, Becky Lynch

You could take out Carmella, Asuka and even Charlotte Flair


You nauseate me, Becky Lynch

You insult us with no shame

You make Conor McGregor, by comparison, sound lame, Becky Lynch

Is it too early to vote you in the WWE Hall of Fame?

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