BEST OF BULLDOG
You're A Mean One, Becky Lynch
Originally published November 28, 2018
For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the offbeat world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...
You’re a mean one, Becky Lynch
You’re (supposed to be) a heel
Whenever you Tweet something, all the fanboy marks they squeal, Becky Lynch
They cheer when you act evil – what’s the deal?
You’re a monster, Becky Lynch
More over than anyone on Raw
You could torture Ronda Rousey and they’d still say you’re without flaw, Becky Lynch
You could headline WrestleMania, as the main event draw!
You’re a foul one, Becky Lynch
They’re calling you “The Man”
They could book you on Crown Jewel, and say it’s all part of their plan, Becky Lynch
They think you’re the second coming, of Austin-McMahon!
You’re a vile one, Becky Lynch
Behind all those attacks
IRS would probably tell you, you don’t need to pay your tax, Becky Lynch
The only one who hates you is, quite possibly, Nia Jax!
You’re a rotter, Becky Lynch
You even have that evil red hair
You can kill off half the roster, with an evil Becky stare, Becky Lynch
You could take out Carmella, Asuka and even Charlotte Flair
You nauseate me, Becky Lynch
You insult us with no shame
You make Conor McGregor, by comparison, sound lame, Becky Lynch
Is it too early to vote you in the WWE Hall of Fame?