Oh, it's true. It's damn true.

You just made the list!

The biggest rivals of The Heartbreak Kid.

Rivalries outta nowhere!

Read this list, maggot! That's an order!

The Champ Is Here!

It's good to be The King... sometimes.

It's all about The Game... and how you play it.

Oooooh Yeah!

It's Showtime!

Have a nice day.... unless you're feuding with The Hardcore Legend!

To be the man... you've got to feud with the man!

What are the best rivalries of the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be?