Retro Rumble 2021 (Week Three)

Remember WWF's Hasbro wrestling figures? Staples of the 1990s, these misshapen toys had tiny levers, knobs and spring-loaded limbs, and were "so close to the real thing, it's like being in the ring!" (tm Jesse Ventura).

We here at Wrestling Merchandise and Memories LOVE them, as well as their more recent WWE Retro cousins that Mattel produced. For the past six years, we've hosted a competition to determine the best figures.

This year's event is Retro Rumble 2021, a Royal Rumble-like event featuring 30 WWF Hasbro and WWE Retro figures. Check back each week and scroll through the photos below to see who will win!

WEEK Three

Welcome, everyone, to Week Three of Retro Rumble 2021!

When we last left off the unsual trio of The Million Dollar Man, Brock Lesnar and, for some reason, a wig-wearing Virgil were dominating the field. And our 20th entrant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, had just entered the fray. Can The Texas Rattlesnake take control?

WHAT?

Stone Cold Steve Austin has knocked The Beast Incarnate off his feet, shoved DiBiase aside, and punched Virgil in the mush, causing the Wrestling Superstar to lose his wig.

We're getting ready for our next entrant in... three... two.... one....

It's The Iron Sheik! Will The Legend be able to turn the Royal Rumble into the Royal Humble? Let's find out!

While The Iron Sheik has targeted Virgil, Stone Cold Steve Austin is facing off against the million-dollar combination of Ted DiBiase and his paid goon, Brock Lesnar. Can Stone Cold overcome the odds?

Look at this! The Sheik has stolen Virgil's wig (which was originally stolen from Goldust, but whatever). And he's about to put the bodyguard in his patented Camel Clutch!

Here comes our next entrant in three... two.... one. It's.....