(Stamford, CT) - Next season, World Wrestling Entertainment plans to exchange D-Cups for Sippy Cups on its NXT program.

 

"Quite frankly, the rookies we've been training for WWE careers are just too old," WWE Chairman Vince McMahon told Breaking News while waiting for the bus. "So we decided to skew younger."

 

Season Four of NXT (NXToddlers) will feature five of the youngest -- and most precious! -- superstars in waiting, being mentored by seasoned WWE pros Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy, The Miz, Kane and The Great Khali.

 

"Quite frankly, some of our WWE superstars were reluctant to pair up with these future superstars," McMahon said. "They were all like 'am I going to have to change little Billy's diaper?'

 

"I said, no - not at all!" McMahon continued. "Charise, on the other hand - she isn't fully potty-trained yet."